How to get 700,000 Views on YouTube

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I video I made, Trump Train (Official Music Video) – High Energy is closing in on 700,000 views. When you type in ‘Trump Train’ on Google or Youtube, my video is the first thing that comes up.

Donald J. Trump himself tweeted out a copied version of #TrumpTrain.

How did I do it? How did I create a viral video with almost 1,000,000 views?

Here’s How:

It all starts with an idea. If you have one, act on it.

From there honestly, it took a ton of weed.

Weed

For whatever reason, weed helps me concentrate. I really get in the zone when I smoke weed, preferably BackWoods blunts. I wrote most of my first book, Barter 7: The Conspiracy to Assassinate Lil Wayne completely stoned. As a result of my focus and creativity, Barter 7 is one the greatest books of all time.

Anyways, back to Youtube. Weed is great if you’re editing a video aiming to go viral, so is coffee.

If weed isn’t your thing that’s cool, no doubt it helped me reach 700,000 views.

Share Quality

Want to know how to win the Internet? Produce shit people want to share. It’s something I struggle with but I hit it big with Trump Train.

Once you produce share quality shit, people will share your shit with others, leading to massive views. After producing something share quality, I recommend trolling.

Troll

It didn’t matter when Trump Train was at 100,000 views, it didn’t matter when it was at 200,000. No matter the view count, I’m still trolling Breitbart’s Facebook page.

A high energy article about Trump?

Copy. Paste. Troll in the comments section on Facebook – Likes.Views. Shares. Repeat.

I don’t give a fuck how many views this video has, I’m never beneath trolling. Right now my goal is 1,000,000 views. By this time 2020, I estimate it’ll be at 7,000,000 views.

Trolling is one of the most useful skills on the internet. It’s not something that’s taught in school. You’re either a troll or you’re not. Do you have what it takes, brah?

When it comes to trolling on the internet, I doubt I’d let you sit at my lunch table, but maybe I’m wrong.

Prove it. Produce a video with over 700,000 views. I’ve laid out the formula.

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– Alan J. Ericson

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